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[Aug. 30th, 2009|02:56 am] |
I haven't watched tv in MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. NOT EVEN A SECOND! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
I'm having fun though! tonight there was a grafiti party where everyone wore white shrts and took high lighters and everyone signs eachothers shirts at this rave black light place and it's like dancing. AHHH I LOVE THISSSSS |
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[Aug. 15th, 2009|03:19 am] |
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oh who am I kidding. who knows if we'll ever have an actual break up of more than 4 hours. JESUS |
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[Feb. 28th, 2009|11:59 am] |
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why is the rest of this year going so slowly! I want to hibernate and sleep until graduation. Like a grizzly bear! |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:23 pm] |
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I need to get out of this Hellhole they call Oberlin. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|01:20 pm] |
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So I didn't want to put this on facebook because I didn't want to succumb to conformity
1. I'll get my drivers license when I have a porche
2. I think I'm capable of drinking gallons and gallons of lemonade. But I've never tried...sooooo
3. I'm a firm believer that breaking up is the worst pain in the universe
4. I usually think about whether or not Sam and I should have stayed broken up, but I think our relationship got shit tons stronger from it, which is good.
5. My cousin is my soulmate, not in terms of getting married and falling in love, but I think we're past the point of being best friends
6. I have a feeling I'm going to regret not going to Italy with the orchestra, but I don't especially care right now.
7. The closer I get to actually going to college, the more I want to stay home. But I know I can't.
8. The first time I really thought Oberlin was beautiful was when I left last summer.
9. My parents favor my brother so much, and I think they realize it too.
10. I'm glad that Sam and I haven't gotten to a point where he makes me cry all the time, but from past experiences, I know it's coming.
11. I FINALLY HAVE CLOSURE FROM MAX GONZALEZ! and I think know I will be really happy never seeing him ever again! I've never been more proud
12. I'm embarressed for being so anti drugs, mostly because I don't know why I'm against them in the first place!
13. Reincarnation is my shit, and I honest to God believe that I was the wife of the alpha wolf in my past life, that's one of the reasons I love puppies so much, but I know I used to have a lot. That's also why I don't want to have babies in this life, because I had so many before.
14. I watch WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much tv, but I love it!
15. I got inot my first choice college, but I'm too afraid to go there
16. When I hear about the majority of my graduating class going to Oberlin College, I feel really bad for them. But I know they'll enjoy themselves
17. I am going to be a supreme court justice.
18. But before I become one, I'm going to be on real world. because being on reality tv is the life; getting drunk, starting drama, and if it's one of those looking for love shows, hooking up with a hot ass mannnn
19. I'm having nightmares about summer, I want to go to Minnesota and be a cook, but I'm afraid Sam and I won't be able to handle it, so I think I'm going to stay in town...which is probably going to be a big mistake.
20. It's not that I don't like practically everyone in my high school...it's just I don't see why I bother trying to be friends with anyone when we're all just going away. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|09:46 am] |
so funny story.
so last night, Sam left my house at like 245 yeah, and I was like call me when you get home because he was sort of drunk and I didn't want him breaking his neck. so 3 oclock my phone is vibrating blahblah and it's fucking tiananamenen. and I was like oh god... no good can come from this situation. and I was like sup bitch. and he was like I'M DRUNK AND I MISS YOU
and I was like, you are such a fool. I'm such a bitch to him and I don't know why he still likes me. so he was like we should hang out blah blah and I was like we can hang out if sam can come along. and he was like I WILL FUCK HIS SHIT UP. blah blahlbaho and he was talking about he'd be such a bettter boyfriend and and I should give him another shot and he would never cheat on me. and I was like yeah right bitch, are you telling me you wouldn't cheat on anna morton with me and he was like
THAT'S A DIFFERENT SITUATION hahahahahahahha. I thought it was funny, because he's just as shitty as any other boy.blahblahl and then he was jibberjabbering about how I broke his heart and he's liked me since he was a junior in high school blah blah. and then
okay
and then
he was like
I love you.
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahaha
in all, it was just a really ridiculous conversation. and I thought it was HILLLAAARRRRRIOUSSSS |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|02:47 pm] |
oh wow, I love pms-ing.
not |
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[Dec. 30th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
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break ups suck. |
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[Sep. 15th, 2008|10:15 pm] |
I hate my brother so much
we went through a patch of being cool
but I'm seriously considering ripping his hair out and wrenching out his teeth and stabbing him with knives
I don't understand why he is living at home. he's just being a bum .
please leave |
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[Aug. 11th, 2007|02:37 pm] |
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Mr Bier isn't teaching anymore!? |
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| THIS IS MAX's SURVEY! |
[Mar. 18th, 2007|10:16 pm] |
MAX"S
1) Sleep with or without clothes on?: depends on what eliza tells me
2) Prefer black or blue pens?: blue deff
3) Dress up on Halloween?: ew no
4) Like to travel?: not with out elizaaaa
5) Like Someone?: duh
6) Do they know?: im pretty sure since im on her lj
8) Think you're attractive?: eh it doesnt matter because eliza does
9) Want to get married?:mhm
10) To: E!
11) Are you a good student?: no way
12) Are you currently happy?: id be happyr with eliza
13) Have you ever cheated?: nope
14) Birthplace?: new haven
15) Christmas or Halloween?: xmas, i like chiristanity
16) Colored or black-and-white photo?: black and white
17) Do long distance relationships work?: DUH BITCH
18) Do you believe in astrology?: no but its cute
19) Do you believe in love at first sight?: i knew eliza was special
20) Do you consider yourself the life of the party?: basicaly
21) Do you drink?: not anymore
22) Do you make fun of people?: like its my job
23) Do you think dreams eventually come true?: yeaaaa
24) Favorite fictional character?: lionitis
25) Go to the movies or rent?: rent
26) Have you ever moved?: yeah
27) Have you ever stolen anything?: i dont steal
28) How's the weather right now?: snowy
29) Last time you cut your hair?: a month ago? less
30) Last person you talked to on the phone?: eliza!
31) What do you think about in the shower?: elizaaa
32) Loud or soft music?: dependemente
33) McDonalds or Burger King?: bk
34) Night or day?: night, so no popo can see me
35) Number of pillows?: like 9
36) Piano or guitar?: piano
37) Future job?: hedge funds
38) Current job?: student
39) Current love?: ELIZA
40) Current longing?: being with eliza
41) Current disappointment?: 669.49 miles
42) Current annoyance?: 669.49
43) Last thing you ate?: D*
44) Last thing you bought?: ticket to 300
45) Most recent thing you are looking forward to?: eliza comming
46) What are you hearing right now?: elizas voice
47) Plans for the weekend?: stay in and talk to eliza
48) What did you do today?: talked to eliza, chilled con mi papa
49) Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?: A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
50) Pick a movie quote?: beat these nuts if ya wanna beat somethin NUGGA! orrrr OOooOkay orrr yall shootin a PROno!
1. Do you prefer paperback, hardcover, or permabound?: i hate books
2. What's your current voice dial on your phone? elizas?
3. Do you press the button to cross the street or do you just walk when you see fit?i dont walk.
4. Is any of your clothes stored with mothballs? ew
5. Have you ever tried sunflower seeds? Did you like them? yea
6. What's the most cash you've ever lent out? How about borrowed? like 300
7. What's your favorite riff? wtf is riff
8. Do you play games on a graphing calculator? i use to
9. Have you ever filled out a form for those sweepstakes boxes in fast food joints? yeaf
10. Do you ever make signs that you raise up while in the audience or crowd? no
11. Have you ever posted any videos on YouTube? A PRONO!
12. Is there a basketball hoop hooked above the garage, on a door, etc.? no
13. Have you ever gotten shampoo in your eyes and it stung like hell? who hasnt
14. Does your room have a nightstand? Bookshelves? duh, wtf kinda room doesnt
15. Would you like a canopy bed or do you already have one? i like mine
16. Does your home have a chimney and is it all coated in soot, etc.? yeaa
17. What was your favorite childhood nursery rhyme or tongue twister? i9m not gay
18. Do you always eat the fries that fall to the bottom of the bag first? YEAAAA
19. Have you ever stapled your hand by accident? Did it hurt a lot? no im not a dumas
20. Do you put your hair up with clips, barrettes, scrungies, or all? Hair bands
21. Have you ever tried shaving with whipped cream? ew
22. Do you like eating those roses or cake decorations made of icing? mhm
23. What's your favorite type of cheese - American, Swiss, bleu, etc.? all chees is good cheese, except like raw cheese on crackers that old people eat thats all hard and grimez
24. Do you even bother using "gender terms" (ie. actor & actress)? im a big sexist
25. Did you ever eat dirt, grass, or glue as a child? idk i probz ate some nasty shit |
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| Andy Warhol! |
[Dec. 14th, 2006|06:15 pm] |
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"He came home for the service, but the experience left Andy with an abiding fear of death. In the future he hardly ever attended funerals, quipping that death was too abstract. He prefered pretending that people who died had just gone shopping." |
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[Nov. 28th, 2006|08:22 pm] |
HOW TO TREAT A LADY.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2006|12:16 pm] |
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I'm not a big fan of people anymore... |
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[Oct. 5th, 2006|10:06 pm] |
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Hiiiii, I'm Annnnnieee and I like to get good grades in mathhh and not be good at cellloooo! HAR HAR HAR HAR! |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2006|12:11 am] |
| Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is | 
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado
"I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you might like" |
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[Aug. 14th, 2006|11:32 am] |
ohhh sadddd |
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| from Lola's survey that made me pee myself from laughing |
[Jun. 15th, 2006|09:18 pm] |
| MySpace Survey '06 |
| BaSiC InFo |
| Name: |
kellee |
| Birthdate: |
10/31 |
| Birthplace: |
in a pit of darkness |
| Current Location: |
state of despair |
| Eye Color: |
dark brown. almost black. like my soul |
| Hair Color: |
not dark enough |
| Height: |
i'm vertically challenged |
| Weight: |
don't make fun of the fatso |
| What's Your.... |
| Zodiac Sign: |
scorpio |
| Ethnicity: |
you've probably never heard of it |
| Body Type: |
its really different |
| Favorite Food: |
black licorice |
| Favorite Drink: |
my tears |
| Baseball Team: |
baseball is depressing |
| (when) Bedtime: |
whenever the tears stop falling |
| Favorite Color(s): |
black |
| Favorite Letter: |
that double s "b" in german |
| Favorite Number: |
13 |
| Candy: |
black jelly beans |
| Favorite Animal: |
black cats |
| Favorite Messenger: |
the one who will redeem me from my abyss |
| Screename: |
hrtbrkn4clyaiken |
| Favorite Store: |
hot topic |
| Most Missed Memory: |
when i had friends |
| Best Physical Feature: |
my scars |
| Overused Phrase: |
my life sux |
| First Thought Waking Up: |
why did i have to wake up today? |
| Goal for this year: |
to reverse the spiraling black abyss that is my life |
| Weakness: |
emo boys |
| Fears: |
social interaction |
| Heritage: |
its a really obscure euro country |
| Longest Relationship: |
i am seeing this guy on line... he almost gets me |
| School's Name: |
i like to call it "hell high" |
| Favorite TV Show: |
its on this really weird channel... you probably don't get it. |
| Have You Ever.... |
| Drank: |
once... the alchohol didn't get me |
| Smoked: |
the smoke might in my eyes and make me cry even more |
| Dyed Your Hair: |
duh, i'm emo |
| Shoplifted: |
my soul |
| Tried To Do The Splits: |
dancers hate me |
| Tried To Do A Backbend: |
gymnasts hate me |
| Tried To Do A Cartwheel: |
cheerleaders hate me |
| Tried To Do A Handstand: |
handstanders hate me |
| Tried To Act Perfect: |
THE WORLD HATES ME |
| Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: |
life is detention |
| Skinny Dipped: |
water wouldn't get me |
| Had Sex: |
people don't get me |
| Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: |
social contact... ugh |
| Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: |
ugh social contact |
| Been Dumped: |
by the world |
| Done Drugs: |
ahhhhhhhh |
| Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |
my online relationship |
| Ate Sushi: |
thats too normal |
| Loved Someone: |
love is a false emotion |
| In A Guy/Gurl.... |
| Fav Eye Color: |
black |
| Fav Hair Color: |
black |
| Short or Long Hair: |
shaggy in the face |
| Height: |
taller than me |
| Weight: |
fatter than me |
| Looks Or Personality: |
people suck |
| Love or Money: |
no one can ever love me |
| Hot Or Cute: |
how about emo |
| Drugs and/or Alcohol: |
they are my significant other |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |
as long as they can block out the black abyss that is the world |
| Sexy or Shmexy----> lmao!: |
ehhhhhh |
| Random...: |
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| How Do You Want To Die?: |
how don't i want to die |
| What country do you want to Visit: |
an obscure one |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |
why |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: |
they get me |
| Shower Daily: |
so i can pull myself out of bed |
| Do you Sing: |
to bands you've never heard of |
| Want to go to College: |
to do gender studies |
| Current... |
| Clothes: |
black |
| Shoes: |
none |
| Make-Up: |
black |
| Hair Do: |
wispy in my face |
| Phone: |
black |
| Phone Number: |
no one calls anyway |
| Location: |
pit of darkness |
| Weather: |
its always cloudy |
| Website(s): |
emo.com |
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