agente123

agente123 @ 2009-08-30T02:56:00

2009-08-30T06:58:22Z

I haven't watched tv in MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. NOT EVEN A SECOND! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
I'm having fun though! tonight there was a grafiti party where everyone wore white shrts and took high lighters and everyone signs eachothers shirts at this rave black light place and it's like dancing. AHHH I LOVE THISSSSS

agente123 @ 2009-08-15T03:19:00

2009-08-15T07:20:09Z

oh who am I kidding. who knows if we'll ever have an actual break up of more than 4 hours. JESUS

agente123 @ 2009-02-28T11:59:00

2009-02-28T17:00:34Z

why is the rest of this year going so slowly! I want to hibernate and sleep until graduation. Like a grizzly bear!

agente123 @ 2009-02-23T22:23:00

2009-02-24T03:24:05Z

I need to get out of this Hellhole they call Oberlin.

agente123 @ 2009-02-01T13:20:00

2009-02-01T18:40:11Z

So I didn't want to put this on facebook because I didn't want to succumb to conformity

1. I'll get my drivers license when I have a porche
2. I think I'm capable of drinking gallons and gallons of lemonade. But I've never tried...sooooo
3. I'm a firm believer that breaking up is the worst pain in the universe
4. I usually think about whether or not Sam and I should have stayed broken up, but I think our relationship got shit tons stronger from it, which is good.
5. My cousin is my soulmate, not in terms of getting married and falling in love, but I think we're past the point of being best friends
6. I have a feeling I'm going to regret not going to Italy with the orchestra, but I don't especially care right now.
7. The closer I get to actually going to college, the more I want to stay home. But I know I can't.
8. The first time I really thought Oberlin was beautiful was when I left last summer.
9. My parents favor my brother so much, and I think they realize it too.
10. I'm glad that Sam and I haven't gotten to a point where he makes me cry all the time, but from past experiences, I know it's coming.
11. I FINALLY HAVE CLOSURE FROM MAX GONZALEZ! and I ~~think~~ know I will be really happy never seeing him ever again! I've never been more proud
12. I'm embarressed for being so anti drugs, mostly because I don't know why I'm against them in the first place!
13. Reincarnation is my shit, and I honest to God believe that I was the wife of the alpha wolf in my past life, that's one of the reasons I love puppies so much, but I know I used to have a lot. That's also why I don't want to have babies in this life, because I had so many before.
14. I watch WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much tv, but I love it!
15. I got inot my first choice college, but I'm too afraid to go there
16. When I hear about the majority of my graduating class going to Oberlin College, I feel really bad for them. But I know they'll enjoy themselves
17. I am going to be a supreme court justice.
18. But before I become one, I'm going to be on real world. because being on reality tv is the life; getting drunk, starting drama, and if it's one of those looking for love shows, hooking up with a hot ass mannnn
19. I'm having nightmares about summer, I want to go to Minnesota and be a cook, but I'm afraid Sam and I won't be able to handle it, so I think I'm going to stay in town...which is probably going to be a big mistake.
20. It's not that I don't like practically everyone in my high school...it's just I don't see why I bother trying to be friends with anyone when we're all just going away.

agente123 @ 2009-01-25T09:46:00

2009-01-25T15:03:46Z

so funny story.
so last night, Sam left my house at like 245 yeah, and I was like call me when you get home because he was sort of drunk and I didn't want him breaking his neck. so 3 oclock my phone is vibrating blahblah and it's fucking tiananamenen. and I was like oh god... no good can come from this situation. and I was like sup bitch. and he was like I'M DRUNK AND I MISS YOU
and I was like, you are such a fool. I'm such a bitch to him and I don't know why he still likes me. so he was like we should hang out blah blah and I was like we can hang out if sam can come along. and he was like I WILL FUCK HIS SHIT UP. blah blahlbaho and he was talking about he'd be such a bettter boyfriend and and I should give him another shot and he would never cheat on me. and I was like yeah right bitch, are you telling me you wouldn't cheat on anna morton with me and he was like
THAT'S A DIFFERENT SITUATION hahahahahahahha. I thought it was funny, because he's just as shitty as any other boy.blahblahl and then he was jibberjabbering about how I broke his heart and he's liked me since he was a junior in high school blah blah. and then
okay
and then
he was like
I love you.
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahaha
in all, it was just a really ridiculous conversation. and I thought it was HILLLAAARRRRRIOUSSSS

agente123 @ 2009-01-15T14:47:00

2009-01-15T19:48:35Z

oh wow, I love pms-ing.

not

agente123 @ 2008-12-30T19:59:00

2008-12-31T01:00:27Z

break ups suck.

agente123 @ 2008-09-15T22:15:00

2008-09-16T02:16:45Z

I hate my brother so much
we went through a patch of being cool
but I'm seriously considering ripping his hair out and wrenching out his teeth and stabbing him with knives
I don't understand why he is living at home. he's just being a bum .
please leave

agente123 @ 2007-08-11T14:37:00

2007-08-11T18:37:21Z

Mr Bier isn't teaching anymore!?

THIS IS MAX's SURVEY!

2007-03-19T02:29:41Z

MAX"S

1) Sleep with or without clothes on?: depends on what eliza tells me
2) Prefer black or blue pens?: blue deff
3) Dress up on Halloween?: ew no
4) Like to travel?: not with out elizaaaa
5) Like Someone?: duh
6) Do they know?: im pretty sure since im on her lj
8) Think you're attractive?: eh it doesnt matter because eliza does
9) Want to get married?:mhm
10) To: E!
11) Are you a good student?: no way
12) Are you currently happy?: id be happyr with eliza
13) Have you ever cheated?: nope
14) Birthplace?: new haven
15) Christmas or Halloween?: xmas, i like chiristanity
16) Colored or black-and-white photo?: black and white
17) Do long distance relationships work?: DUH BITCH
18) Do you believe in astrology?: no but its cute
19) Do you believe in love at first sight?: i knew eliza was special
20) Do you consider yourself the life of the party?: basicaly
21) Do you drink?: not anymore
22) Do you make fun of people?: like its my job
23) Do you think dreams eventually come true?: yeaaaa
24) Favorite fictional character?: lionitis
25) Go to the movies or rent?: rent
26) Have you ever moved?: yeah
27) Have you ever stolen anything?: i dont steal
28) How's the weather right now?: snowy
29) Last time you cut your hair?: a month ago? less
30) Last person you talked to on the phone?: eliza!
31) What do you think about in the shower?: elizaaa
32) Loud or soft music?: dependemente
33) McDonalds or Burger King?: bk
34) Night or day?: night, so no popo can see me
35) Number of pillows?: like 9
36) Piano or guitar?: piano
37) Future job?: hedge funds
38) Current job?: student
39) Current love?: ELIZA
40) Current longing?: being with eliza
41) Current disappointment?: 669.49 miles
42) Current annoyance?: 669.49
43) Last thing you ate?: D*
44) Last thing you bought?: ticket to 300
45) Most recent thing you are looking forward to?: eliza comming
46) What are you hearing right now?: elizas voice
47) Plans for the weekend?: stay in and talk to eliza
48) What did you do today?: talked to eliza, chilled con mi papa
49) Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?: A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
50) Pick a movie quote?: beat these nuts if ya wanna beat somethin NUGGA! orrrr OOooOkay orrr yall shootin a PROno!

1. Do you prefer paperback, hardcover, or permabound?: i hate books
2. What's your current voice dial on your phone? elizas?
3. Do you press the button to cross the street or do you just walk when you see fit?i dont walk.
4. Is any of your clothes stored with mothballs? ew
5. Have you ever tried sunflower seeds? Did you like them? yea
6. What's the most cash you've ever lent out? How about borrowed? like 300
7. What's your favorite riff? wtf is riff
8. Do you play games on a graphing calculator? i use to
9. Have you ever filled out a form for those sweepstakes boxes in fast food joints? yeaf
10. Do you ever make signs that you raise up while in the audience or crowd? no
11. Have you ever posted any videos on YouTube? A PRONO!
12. Is there a basketball hoop hooked above the garage, on a door, etc.? no
13. Have you ever gotten shampoo in your eyes and it stung like hell? who hasnt
14. Does your room have a nightstand? Bookshelves? duh, wtf kinda room doesnt
15. Would you like a canopy bed or do you already have one? i like mine
16. Does your home have a chimney and is it all coated in soot, etc.? yeaa
17. What was your favorite childhood nursery rhyme or tongue twister? i9m not gay
18. Do you always eat the fries that fall to the bottom of the bag first? YEAAAA
19. Have you ever stapled your hand by accident? Did it hurt a lot? no im not a dumas
20. Do you put your hair up with clips, barrettes, scrungies, or all? Hair bands
21. Have you ever tried shaving with whipped cream? ew
22. Do you like eating those roses or cake decorations made of icing? mhm
23. What's your favorite type of cheese - American, Swiss, bleu, etc.? all chees is good cheese, except like raw cheese on crackers that old people eat thats all hard and grimez
24. Do you even bother using "gender terms" (ie. actor & actress)? im a big sexist
25. Did you ever eat dirt, grass, or glue as a child? idk i probz ate some nasty shit

Andy Warhol!

2006-12-14T22:15:09Z

"He came home for the service, but the experience left Andy with an abiding fear of death. In the future he hardly ever attended funerals, quipping that death was too abstract. He prefered pretending that people who died had just gone shopping."

hahahaha

2006-11-29T00:22:42Z

HOW TO TREAT A LADY.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

agente123 @ 2006-11-08T12:16:00

2006-11-08T16:16:04Z

I'm not a big fan of people anymore...

agente123 @ 2006-10-05T22:06:00

2006-10-06T02:09:19Z

Hiiiii, I'm Annnnnieee and I like to get good grades in mathhh and not be good at cellloooo! HAR HAR HAR HAR!

hahahahahha

2006-08-23T04:12:49Z

Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

"I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you might like"

What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?

awww

2006-08-14T15:39:40Z

You know you are a SB64 creditor...

Compiled by Kelsey "Cristina" DeForest

1. When your prayer is nondenominational and worships bread.
2. When whenever you get out of a chair you day "Fives, taps, quacks, punch your face in."
3. When bosque becomes a noun, verb, adjective and adverb.
4. When you feel naked without your tabla de nombre.
5. When the first thing you do when you enter you casa is rip off your shirt and your shoes.
6. When futbol is the only sport worth playing or watching.
7. When techno disco becomes a lifestyle.
8. When techno disco parties break out in the middle of dinner.
9. When you understand what someone means when they say "It's about to drop."
10. When Santi is god.
11. When you stay up until 2 AM studying in the summer.
12. When there is always someone playing guitar wherever you go.
13. Skogfjorden!
14. When the girls in you casa not only shower together but sleep together every day.
15. When you get into screaming contests at every meal.
16. When tweekers run in fear of you.
17. When one of the sanest people in your casa is a Russian Alaskan nudist.
18. When you actually go look for your teacher when she doesn't show up for class.
19. When you see La Noche de Chocolate coming from a mile away.
20. When you have trouble doing anything in English.
21. Snoodle doodle?
22. Terremoto!
23. When you clean your house every day.
24. When you actually wan to wait on the rest of your casa at meals.
25. When on the last night almost as many guys are crying as girls.
26. When you can't be around Juablo without getting wet.
27. When every day you spend a couple of minutes jumping up and down screaming at the top of your lungs.
28. When you live in fear of waking up with one eyebrow.
29. When your entertainment consists of playing the penis game and cock blocking each other.
30. When you have five stars all over your body because you asked for them.
31. When Mono is spread through a mate cup instead of kissing.
32. When people just randomly break out in song.
33. Llama me solamente!
34. When you live in fear of cancer bugs and lesbian pixies.
35. When "Popes on a Plane" and "Snakes on a Pope" both seem like reasonable movie ideas.
36. "A what?" "A whatchimicallit." "A what?" "A thingamigig."
37. When the white kid with a fro is the coolest kid at camp.
38. Call on me lonely!
39. When ninja attacks are okay as long as they are done quietly.
40. Dame la gasolina!
41. When almost all of the staff is from Cordoba, Argentina.
42. When you both love and hate the two metros of the camp.
43. When your ass belongs to Barcelona.
44. When your penis belongs to the lesbian fairy.
45. When you have bench orgies.
46. When seven people have spooned on your sleeping bag without you present.
47. Awkward turtle, awkward button, breaking the button, panic button, shooting yourself and rape whistle.
48. When Diego has convinced you to do something sexual and inappropriate in public.
49. Goddammit Tiberio!
50. When you know that one is attached and one isn't.
51. When you have a Concordia Nutella Spoon.
52. When youÃ?ve been to the counselors' sex shed.
53. When youÃ?ve contemplated stealing the fatmobile (multiple times).
54. Whenyou know you're the only normal camp.
55. Mississippi River Porn.
56. When your Itasca story involved multiple people being naked.
57. When an African princess is the pimp of the camp.
58. Baby shark doo doo do do do doo.
59. When youÃ?ve smelled Diego's belt buckle.
60. When you just know that Fidel has the biggest penis (except for Santi's).
61. When you would do just about anything for some cuentas.
62. When you know someone named Meth.
63. When Lolita has crawled in to your bed in the middle of the nigh soaking wet.
64. When you carry around a Tide pen all the time.
65. When you avoid blue milk like the plague.
66. When you can kill a gallon of green milk in one meal.
67. Vagoo...
68. When more than one counselor has threatened your life.
69. Sixty-nine!
70. When you know that vaginas have teeth.
71. Diego's eyes.
72. Arturo's muscles.
73. Pedro's fro.
74. Santi's penis.
75. Guilermo's trombone.
76. When you've had sexual fantasies about at least 2 people from Argentina.
77. When Ignacio's beads suddenly go missing and you know why.
78. When Koolaid is the only contraband worth sneaking in.
79. When one month doesn't seem long enough.
80. Truffle Shuffle!
81. When you're just really horny all the time.
82. When you haven't jacked off in a month.
83. Go fry asparagus!
84. Go gargle Pedro's semen!
85. When you've sat in the corner for people who look ugly when they eat.
86. When you've taught Ricki how to "drop it like it's hot."
87. When you wonder why this list is in English.
88. When you say goodbye to people at least five times on the last two days.
89. When one of the first things you do when you get home is update your iPod with camp songs.
90. When the same counselor breaks up your grinding more that three times in one baile.
91. When you don't really know anyone until you know their techno dance.
92. When you wish it was a boarding school.
93. When you always know where Gaston's bed is (even when he doesn't).
94. When your meals don't feel complete without pan y mantequilla.
95. When your pictures don't begin to compare.
96. When you come home and your friends ask you why you're drinking marijuana.
97. When you half expect to come home and find out that all of the ants in the world are dead.
98. When Gaston has almost walked in on your photobooth orgy.
99. When you can't believe it's over.
100. When you understand these jokes, add on your own and then send this list to all of the creditors from SB64 that you can.

ohhh sadddd

Thanks Mrs. Welburn...and Mr. Roniger

2006-07-05T02:22:11Z

You Failed the US Citizenship Test

Oops, you only got 0 out of 10 right!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

from Lola's survey that made me pee myself from laughing

2006-06-16T01:18:53Z

*MySpace Survey '06*
BaSiC InFo
Name:	kellee
Birthdate:	10/31
Birthplace:	in a pit of darkness
Current Location:	state of despair
Eye Color:	dark brown. almost black. like my soul
Hair Color:	not dark enough
Height:	i'm vertically challenged
Weight:	don't make fun of the fatso
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign:	scorpio
Ethnicity:	you've probably never heard of it
Body Type:	its really different
Favorite Food:	black licorice
Favorite Drink:	my tears
Baseball Team:	baseball is depressing
(when) Bedtime:	whenever the tears stop falling
Favorite Color(s):	black
Favorite Letter:	that double s "b" in german
Favorite Number:	13
Candy:	black jelly beans
Favorite Animal:	black cats
Favorite Messenger:	the one who will redeem me from my abyss
Screename:	hrtbrkn4clyaiken
Favorite Store:	hot topic
Most Missed Memory:	when i had friends
Best Physical Feature:	my scars
Overused Phrase:	my life sux
First Thought Waking Up:	why did i have to wake up today?
Goal for this year:	to reverse the spiraling black abyss that is my life
Weakness:	emo boys
Fears:	social interaction
Heritage:	its a really obscure euro country
Longest Relationship:	i am seeing this guy on line... he almost gets me
School's Name:	i like to call it "hell high"
Favorite TV Show:	its on this really weird channel... you probably don't get it.
Have You Ever....
Drank:	once... the alchohol didn't get me
Smoked:	the smoke might in my eyes and make me cry even more
Dyed Your Hair:	duh, i'm emo
Shoplifted:	my soul
Tried To Do The Splits:	dancers hate me
Tried To Do A Backbend:	gymnasts hate me
Tried To Do A Cartwheel:	cheerleaders hate me
Tried To Do A Handstand:	handstanders hate me
Tried To Act Perfect:	THE WORLD HATES ME
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything:	life is detention
Skinny Dipped:	water wouldn't get me
Had Sex:	people don't get me
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex:	social contact... ugh
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You:	ugh social contact
Been Dumped:	by the world
Done Drugs:	ahhhhhhhh
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	my online relationship
Ate Sushi:	thats too normal
Loved Someone:	love is a false emotion
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color:	black
Fav Hair Color:	black
Short or Long Hair:	shaggy in the face
Height:	taller than me
Weight:	fatter than me
Looks Or Personality:	people suck
Love or Money:	no one can ever love me
Hot Or Cute:	how about emo
Drugs and/or Alcohol:	they are my significant other
Muscular or Really Skinny:	as long as they can block out the black abyss that is the world
Sexy or Shmexy----> lmao!:	ehhhhhh
Random...:
How Do You Want To Die?:	how don't i want to die
What country do you want to Visit:	an obscure one
Been to the Mall Lately:	why
Do you like Thunderstorms:	they get me
Shower Daily:	so i can pull myself out of bed
Do you Sing:	to bands you've never heard of
Want to go to College:	to do gender studies
Current...
Clothes:	black
Shoes:	none
Make-Up:	black
Hair Do:	wispy in my face
Phone:	black
Phone Number:	no one calls anyway
Location:	pit of darkness
Weather:	its always cloudy
Website(s):	emo.com

agente123 @ 2006-05-11T21:43:00

2006-05-12T01:44:49Z

It's finally Friday

agente123 @ 2006-04-15T10:28:00

2006-04-15T14:31:43Z

The Oberlin Indian mascot contreversy was in the plain dealer? This is such a joke. Like, people need to realize that they're embaressing Oberlin more than the records of our sports teams. AND they're not even going to change it so it's pointless because even if we do change it, people will be offended. I mean the Oberlin Northern Stars?

COME ON...

last day of schooool

2006-04-14T16:24:12Z

Invalid video URL.

agente123 @ 2006-04-12T16:21:00

2006-04-12T20:22:47Z

SPRING BREAK HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED FOR ME.

I feel sooooo relieved.

agente123 @ 2006-03-05T15:57:00

2006-03-05T20:59:16Z

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."

-Theodor Seuess Giesel

agente123 @ 2006-01-29T18:37:00

2006-01-29T23:38:18Z

Did you know that Beethoven invented the crescendo?

Because he did.